Birthday Quotations

1. We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. ~Author Unknown
2. Believing hear, what you deserve to hear:
   Your birthday as my own to me is dear...
   But yours gives most; for mine did only lend
   Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.
   ~Martial
3. Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson
4. Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing
5. Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw
6. When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. ~Mark Twain
7. The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ~Jerry M. Wright
8. You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. ~Ogden Nash
9. They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. ~Author Unknown
10. Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. ~Don Marquis
11. First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. ~Branch Rickey
12. Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy Fulheim
13. Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith
14. I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. ~Author Unknown
15. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ~Robert Frost
16. Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. ~Jean Paul Richter
17. The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~Lucille Ball
18. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni
19. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. ~Jennifer Yane
20. Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. ~Tom Wilson

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